Friday, October 26, 2007

Glossary of Slang

1. spork
-an eating utensil that is both a spoon and a fork
-to insert a spork into something.
ex. Someone sporked my lawn last night.
2. sasser
-to trick a person into doing something that like a good idea but will end in disaster.
ex. Be careful you don't get Sassered
3. dank
very good, excellent; COOL.
4. ducats
ex.Hey man, you got any ducats I can borrow?
5. Garfunkel
-the more outgoing person in a pair. Origin: refers to folk- rock 1960s duo Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. He was also more personable/talkative. In a way, the "sidekick" of Simon. See also Simon.
ex.He's the Garfunkel in that relationship.
6. funky monkey
-a funky person.
ex.That dude is a funky monkey
7. fugly
-extremely unattractive. Origin: term is an contraction of "fucking ugly."
ex.Man, she's not just ugly, she's fugly.
8.quick outie
-a person who leaves quickly when something bad is about to happen.
ex.The new boy was a quick outie.
9. hodger
-a guest who eats all of the host's food and drinks all of the host's drinks.
ex.I can't believe that hodger ate all the cookies and drank all of the milk!

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