Glossary of Slang

1. spork
noun
-an eating utensil that is both a spoon and a fork
-to insert a spork into something.
ex. Someone sporked my lawn last night.
2. sasser
verb
-to trick a person into doing something that like a good idea but will end in disaster.
ex. Be careful you don't get Sassered
3. dank
adjective
very good, excellent; COOL.
4. ducats
noun
-money.
ex.Hey man, you got any ducats I can borrow?
5. Garfunkel
noun
-the more outgoing person in a pair. Origin: refers to folk- rock 1960s duo Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. He was also more personable/talkative. In a way, the "sidekick" of Simon. See also Simon.
ex.He's the Garfunkel in that relationship.
6. funky monkey
adjective
-a funky person.
ex.That dude is a funky monkey
7. fugly
adjective
-extremely unattractive. Origin: term is an contraction of "fucking ugly."
ex.Man, she's not just ugly, she's fugly.
8.quick outie
noun
-a person who leaves quickly when something bad is about to happen.
ex.The new boy was a quick outie.
9. hodger
noun
-a guest who eats all of the host's food and drinks all of the host's drinks.
ex.I can't believe that hodger ate all the cookies and drank all of the milk!